“Twenty years together… That’s like a lifetime imprisonment with parole!”

“It’s been 20 years of love, laughter, and not killing each other. Cheers to us!”

“We’ve managed to stay married for 20 years… we should really write a book about our secrets: ‘How to Survive Marriage Without Homicide.'”

“Happy 20th anniversary! You know you’re in love when you can’t remember if it’s been 20 years or just 20 minutes.”

“Cheers to 20 years of tolerating each other’s weird habits… and still managing to laugh about it!”

“Congratulations on 20 years of putting up with each other. You’re an inspiration to couples and therapists everywhere!”

“Looking back on 20 years of marriage, it’s like we’ve completed a PhD in the science of annoying each other.”

“Here’s to two decades of calling each other cute names, except when we’re angry… then it’s a different story!”

“20 years of marriage… that’s like changing the toilet paper roll every day without ever complaining. You deserve a medal!”

“Marriage is all about finding that one person who annoys you the least for 20 years straight. Congratulations, my love!”

“Happy 20th anniversary! Over the years, we’ve mastered the art of finding humor in the most mundane tasks, like putting out the trash.”

“It’s been 20 years of loving you through bad haircuts, questionable fashion choices, and an endless supply of dad jokes. You’re still the best!”

“Here’s to 20 years, my love. Remember, we promised to grow old together, but we didn’t say anything about growing up!”

“Happy 20th anniversary! They say laughter is the best medicine, and you’ve been my prescription for all these years.”

“Congratulations on 20 years of being stuck with each other. It’s amazing how we managed to make it look so glamorous!”

“Cheers to 20 years of pretending to listen to each other, but really just thinking about what’s for dinner.”

“Happy 20th anniversary to the one person who can still make me laugh even when I want to throw something at their head.”

“20 years of marriage means we’ve seen all the highs and lows together… and somehow managed to keep our sanity (kind of).”

“Here’s to 20 years of nagging, bickering, and constantly forgetting where we left our car keys. We make a perfect team!”

“Happy 20th anniversary! We’ve been together for so long that we can finish each other’s sentences… and finish off each other’s food!”